“/sound/” & “/number/” By: Jennifer MacBain-Stephens
/sound/ There is no continental noise to xx. Glacial voice elevates between top teeth and soft palate, swallow inbox groans. No matter how hard one tries...
Tag: experimental
“Burning Man List” By: Brad Garber
Tickets!! All 3D and flash, with fantasies in print! Water!! More Water!! Most WATER! Tents (just in case) New stakes (to replace the ones that were blown to Or...
Issue 4
Welcome to the fourth issue of Crab Fat. We are pleased to present a special double issue to end our inaugural year. With 60 contributors, this issue is sure to...
“Routine Surgery” By: Brad G. Garber
Surgical Staff: Very tall, with blue/cotton/clothing. Procedure: Beakers, test tubes, infrared spectrometer, heat up the rice, add tomato sauce, do “The Twist,”...
“Operating Systems” By: Daniel Coshnear
Three days and most of three nights you tried to load your address book, to send a simple email to yourself, to put a familiar icon on your virtual desktop. You...
“Robots at a Singles Bar” By: Jon Wesick
When General Engineering RISC (RAM: Yottabyte) 2048’s pattern-recognition algorithm detected the fembot’s aerodynamic form and his gas chromatograph isolated ai...
“Mantra for a Loser” By: Robin Wyatt Dunn
Thursday was out to get me, the swine of this city angry for my skin and bone. They knew I was a disaster waiting to happen. They knew I was apocalyptic, moroni...
“Circumstantial Evidence” By: Pavelle Wesser
We were trucking down life’s highway when we collided, our fenders melding together. We waited ages for a tow truck that betrayed us, delivering our compromised...
“The Lil’ Lesbo-Festo: A Misogynist Rapper Helps to Write a Womanifesto” By: Chelsey Clammer
I would start by telling you about my dick, but that’d be a long story. And, to be truthful, I don’t have a dick which means I obviously don’t have a dick that ...